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STAND-UP COMEDIAN. SIT-DOWN GUY.AUSTIN, TX / EVERYWHERE ELSE

PAT O’NEILL.

Black and white portrait of comedian Pat O’Neill in a stairwell
ONE MIC. NO FILTER.
YOU KNOW HOW THIS STARTS.

Good times.
Questionable decisions.

Come to a show
BEST EXPERIENCEDIN
PERSON.
PAT O’NEILL / OFF SCRIPT
01 / OUTSIDE THE INTERNETYOU HAD TO BE THERE. SO BE THERE.

BAD IDEAS.
GREAT NIGHTS.

Close the tabs. Get out of the house.
Let’s make it a night.

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15 nights on the calendar

THURSDAY / 2026

Fort Worth, TX

Hyena's Comedy Night Club - Fort Worth

8:00 PMTickets

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YOUR CITY. MY BAD.

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02 / THE CAMERA WAS ROLLINGSOUND ON. EXPECTATIONS OFF.

PROOF OF
BAD BEHAVIOR.

A microphone. A room full of strangers.
What could possibly go wrong?

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03 / QUESTIONABLE TASTE. GREAT MERCH.

WEAR
THE JOKE.

For people who were definitely
paying attention to the outfit.

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Black Folks! T-shirtGOOD SHIRT.
BAD INFLUENCE.FOLKS! TEE / FROM $30
Black FOKES! vintage washed hat from Pat’s store

FOKES! Vintage Washed Hat

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$27.50
Jolks, Fokes! black hoodie, front and back

Jolks, Fokes! Hoodie

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$52.50
04 / THE GUY BEHIND THE MIC

YES, THIS IS
MY REAL JOB.

Massachusetts born. Austin based. Pat O’Neill turns the things you probably shouldn’t say into the reason you came out.

Find him on stage, on your screen, or somewhere making a perfectly normal situation weird.

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